Have you ever worn winklepickers or salopettes? Is the saying about French women and their oxters true? Do your friends complain that you bibble too much? Have you ever experienced zoanthropy and been convinced you were an elephant?
If you’re confused as to how to answer any – or all – of these questions, never fear! We’ve created this confusion, and we’re here to clear it up with this alphabetical list of 26 weird English words and their meanings.
Do you have a favorite weird word in English or any other language? Drop us the word and definition in the comments section below!
n. – admiration of a particular part of someone’s body
v. – to drink often; to eat and/or drink noisily
n. – coastal navigation; the exclusive right of a country to control the air traffic within its borders
NOT: v. – to sabotage with cabbage and/or Vermont Cabot Cheese
n. – old English word for bagpipe
adj. – of, pertaining to, or resembling a hedgehog
Although she won’t know what it means, never, ever tell your date Erin that she is “looking quite erinaceous this evening.”
n. – in Turkey and some other Oriental countries, a decree or mandate issued by the sovereign
n. – a tax on salt
n. – a platform of a staircase where the stair turns back in exactly the reverse direction of the lower flight
v. – to pawn or mortgage something
NOT: v. – to impregnate a pig
adj. – pertaining to breakfast
n. – fear of failure
This is the last word that someone with kakorrhaphiophobia would want to encounter in a spelling bee.
n. – loudness and clarity of enunciation
adj. – having a good sense of smell
n. – the day before yesterday
NOT: n. – a martian nudist
n. – outdated word meaning “armpit”
NOT: n. – a creature that is half ox, half otter
adj. – uttering few words; brief in speech
If you had to figure out how to use this word in context, you probably wouldn’t say much either.
n. – two dozen sheets of paper
n. – small shoot growing from the root of a plant
NOT: n. – the offspring of interbreeding rats and raccoons
n. – high-waisted skiing pants with shoulder straps
n. – a small quantity of something left over
Undoubtedly the biggest eyebrow-raiser on this list!
adj. – having wooly or crispy hair
First time you’ve heard this word? It’s probably a good indication that you don’t have wooly or crispy hair. Or that you do, and nobody uses this word anymore.
n. – a sickly or weak person, especially one who is constantly and morbidly concerned with his or her health
Think – “the valedictorian of hypochondriacs”
n. – style of shoe or boot in the 1950s with a sharp and long pointed toe
A close second to “tittynope” in the eyebrow-raiser category
v. – to gulp down quickly and greedily
n. – hand of cards containing no card above a nine
n. – delusion of a person who believes himself changed into an animal